This one’s Been Posted and Reposted…

…and reposted again!  Actually, this is from  Fall 2007, meaning that it actually predates this website.  But I love it so much that I just can’t quit it.  Also, check out the bonus comment from my mother that I have included at the end for your edification.  Yes, despite all my protests, my mother HAS [...]

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Repost Weekends

The other day I was thinking, “Mankiller, you’ve got like, a year and a half of posts that very few people have ever seen because very few people troll through archives as obsessively as you do.”  And then I thought:  “Mankiller, you’ve really got to quit having conversations with yourself, it’s weird.  Also, I hate [...]

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An Announcement from Oliver:

If Northern Virgina gets any more snow, I’m gonna fucking claw my way out of here!

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Revenge Is Petty, But Oh-So-Sweet

E-book is here.  Buy up, bitches. I probably shouldn’t be committing this to pixels; this confession may come back to haunt me.  But I can’t hold back any longer:  internet?  I destroyed someone else’s property.  And it was SOOOOO satisfying. I don’t want you to think that I am some great disrespecter of property rights.  [...]

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Boneshaker

ETA:  EEEEEEEEEBOOOOOK. Cherie Priest, Boneshaker So ever since I posted this picture, people have been asking me what I think about Boneshaker.  Which I find unfair, because HELLO, the Boyfriend stole it and the love of my life my cat from me.  I had no opinion because I hadn’t read it.  Because it was torn [...]

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I Was Totally That Kid

Want kids to know what goes where and which end is up?  Go buy my e-book! I tweeted about this yesterday, but thought I’d post about it with a bit more depth:  Ladies?  Gentlemen?  There is now officially an American school that has banned dictionaries. See, I know I’m ancient, but I remember being required to bring a dictionary [...]

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Strong Stomach Needed

E-book is here. In addition to being about various horrible and incurable diseases, this book contains lots of race-, gender-, and pedo-FAIL.  You have been warned. D.T. Max, The Family that Couldn’t Sleep Max’s “hook” is the family history of an Italian clan that suffers from a rare prion disease called fatal familial insomnia:  basically, [...]

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How Things Are Going to Be/for Your Edification

So I wrote an e-book.  It is here.  I am not saying that you have to buy this e-book, because times are hard and there are plenty of worthy causes to donate to right now, tomorrow, and forever.  But let me lay this out so we’re all on the same page, here:  my e-book costs you, the [...]

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The Dumb Whore Brigade and Other Stories

Over the past week or so, I have been working on A Project. That Project is finally…DONE! Behold, I made an e-book, which is being sold on the appropriately titled lulu.com! Yeah, I know.  You’re all, “Excuse me, but  since when do I need to PAY for your ramblings, Mankiller?” Well, since I wrote some [...]

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Dear CNN

I understand that Haiti is big news, and that you have 24 hours worth of programming to fill, but frankly?  No one needs to see survivors tossing the corpses of their less fortunate brethren into the back of a dump truck on its way to a mass grave site.  And there was no reason to [...]

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