So my best friend’s sister is getting married, and since the sister is a conservative Christian, things are a little…tamer than Erika would like. Particularly the bachelorette party.
“YOU’LL let me have penis straws, won’t you?” she asked me in desperation this morning. “YOU’LL let me make you a cake with two guys humping, right?”
“Of course, [...]
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Dream Wedding
Posted in oddities, personal on November 6, 2009 | 13 Comments »
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